Could a Homemade Ark Structurally Survive a Global Flood?

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Based on historic and scientific evidence, the chances are basically zero and I’m here to explain why that is. This discussion includes insights from Ebo Noah Ark Structural Analysis and Psychology.

Recently, a man who goes by the name Ebo Noah has come out and claimed that the world will be flooding on December 25th, 2025. This sent shockwaves around the world. Who is Ebo Noah? How does he know this? Why has he only come out now with such little time for us to prepare? There are many questions and we will see if we can at least try to answer some of them. The analysis of his claims involves Ebo Noah Ark Structural Analysis and Psychology to understand his perspective.

The Original Ark: Faith vs. Facts

Many of you probably know about the original story of Noah’s Ark. He built an ark to save many animals and people from a flood. Nobody believed him and as it turned out, he was correct in his assessment. This was thanks to God’s command.

However, science has overwhelmingly found little to no evidence that this actually happened. Or at least not to the extent that we were made to believe. If it did happen, it wasn’t a flooding of the world, earth, or even a majority of earth. It may have talked about the real flooding that happened in Middle East.

Stories like this are fascinating when it comes from religion because I see the bible in a different way than some.

The Bible was written by humans who have no superpowers, just a retelling of what happened or was seen centuries ago. So, everything gets lost in translation.

It’s like being at work: you tell Bob to tell the manager the fire exit is blocked by a bookshelf. Bob decides to tell George, and that ends up translating into, “there’s a fire in the bookshelf.” Then George tells Steve, and Steve tells the manager, “there’s a fire in the shelf across the street.” So, the manager doesn’t do anything because he was told incorrect information that, even though it changed slightly, drastically changes the entire meaning.

That leads us to today’s topic.

Who is Ebo Noah and What Exactly Is He Claiming?

Ebo Noah claims he had a vision that a devastating flood will take place on December 25th. To his credit, he has made clear that this is a vision, not a prophecy. He is not claiming these events will definitely take place. He seems to strongly believe they will, however. Otherwise, why spend all this time and effort over a mere vision? I have many visions of winning the lottery. Yet, I’ve never bought a single ticket.

In a world filled with content creators trying to make a name for themselves in the most daring ways possible, it’s hard to take anyone at face value. If I came on here with my first blog and claimed I will earn $50,000 in revenue off this single post, would you believe me?

One thing to note is that in one video on his TikTok account, made on September 29th, Ebo says he has used 250,000 pieces of wood for the 4th and 5th arks. He also has a video, dated later on October 17th, claiming 8,455 pieces of wood for the 7th and 8th arks. Do with that information what you will.

Watching all the videos of him and his helpers building the arks, one has to wonder where they are getting all the money and the supplies. Are these people volunteers? Does he have a job that makes it easy for him to get all this wood? Especially since Ebo himself has stated on his Facebook page that he does not ask for money or donations. Structural analysis plays a crucial role in Ebo Noah Ark Structural Analysis and Psychology, particularly when investigating the viability of these arks.

Beyond Floating: Are These Arks Actually Watertight?

If we take this seriously, the real concern is making sure the arks are actually safe and able to withstand a flood. Giving a definitive answer is tough, though. While we factually know that Ebo Noah has finished at least a few of the vessels, we don’t know which specific ones are complete.

His videos don’t clearly show which of the vessels are actually complete. For instance, I did see one video where the ark looked full-sized, but there were visible gaps in the wood. However, since he could easily make the argument that the footage was of an unfinished build, it would be legally incorrect for me to call the ark unsafe or unpolished.

So, if this man truly believes this event will happen on December 25th, why is he putting all this time and effort into something that has absolutely no concrete evidence of being possible? This is where psychology and philosophy come into play, as highlighted in Ebo Noah Ark Structural Analysis and Psychology.

In positive psychology there is something called the PERMA model. The PERMA model is basically a five-part formula for human well-being: it reminds you to chase Positive emotions, Engage deeply, nurture Relationships, find Meaning, and strive for Accomplishment.

Perhaps Noah finds meaning in helping others. Perhaps this is a way for him to gather a community. We all, in some way, are just trying to find happiness in a way that is impactful and meaningful for us.

Or perhaps, by dedicating his life to this physical act of building, he is creating the most concrete, undeniable proof possible—to himself, if no one else—that the future he believes in is real.

The Final Field Findings: Why Belief Is the Project

We conclude our independent field research on this matter with our closing statement: At its core, this story is about more than whether the flood will or won’t happen. This story is about how we can safely navigate the difference between our beliefs and logic.

How can we make safe decisions that won’t hurt ourselves or others, even when standing up for our beliefs? Every video we make, every blog we write, can impact people in ways we don’t realize. What if someone takes his words as literal truth, tries to make their own ark, and gets hurt because they felt inspired by his claims? That is the final ethical question we are left with.

I wasn’t supposed to start making content, but this story was too interesting to pass up. I’ll see you guys on January 1st! Much love and please follow me on all my social medias like X @TheComfyChaos and Bluesky @comfychaoseducation.ca and our Facebook page Comfy Chaos Collective!

Field Research Disclaimer: This content is for entertainment and conceptual purposes only. I am not a medical, legal, or financial professional. Please do not attempt these challenges or observations in any setting—private or public—without ensuring your own safety and the safety of others and consulting a professional. All findings are independent observations of the Comfy Chaos Collective.

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